01 Mar 1997
well the pony was funky
The watusi was kinda smooth
well the problem with all those old dance steps was you had to move
well I found a brand-new step
And it doesn't take anything to get this groove
And they're doing the standing still
Well it's a sensation
Across the entire nation
A hundred million kids all dancing in suspended animation
If the feeling's all right
We'll be standing still until the morning light
And they're doing the standing still
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed
Oh, my aching head
In Fargo, six or seven kids watched the Plan in a strip mall
I thought they were bored out of their skulls
But it turns out they were having a ball
Well if I only knew they were doing the brand-new step everybody isn't moving to
And they're doing the standing still
The watusi was kinda smooth
well the problem with all those old dance steps was you had to move
well I found a brand-new step
And it doesn't take anything to get this groove
And they're doing the standing still
Well it's a sensation
Across the entire nation
A hundred million kids all dancing in suspended animation
If the feeling's all right
We'll be standing still until the morning light
And they're doing the standing still
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed
Oh, my aching head
In Fargo, six or seven kids watched the Plan in a strip mall
I thought they were bored out of their skulls
But it turns out they were having a ball
Well if I only knew they were doing the brand-new step everybody isn't moving to
And they're doing the standing still
